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02-05-2008, 2:26 PM Mike Joined on 07-20-2005 Rantoul Whuffo Natural Fear of Jumping A paratrooper goes into the bar and orders five shots, starts downing them. Bartender: "What's the problem?" Paratrooper: "Had our first parachute jump today. I was last in line and I froze. The big old son-of-a bitch drill Sergeant unzipped his pants, whipped out his taliwhacker and said, 'You either jump or you're gettin' every inch of this." Bartender: "Well, did you jump?" Paratrooper: "A little at first."    Report

02-06-2008, 7:01 PM Streaker Joined on 01-04-2008 Brrrr....Superior Wi Whuffo Re: Natural Fear of Jumping One of my favorites....Along with the following punch lines: I'd like my change in nipples and dimes & Death it is. Death by Bunga Bunga! Streaker PL -120, Raya Rodriguez, Muff Brother 4043 Hellfish 716,Team Dirty Sanchez 292    Report

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