Re: Natural Fear of Jumping

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Natural Fear of Jumping

Mike 02-05-2008, 2:26 PM
A paratrooper goes into the bar and orders five shots, starts downing them.

Bartender: "What's the problem?"

Paratrooper: "Had our first parachute jump today. I was last in line and I froze. The big old son-of-a bitch drill Sergeant unzipped his pants, whipped out his taliwhacker and said, 'You either jump or you're gettin' every inch of this."

Bartender: "Well, did you jump?"

Paratrooper: "A little at first."

Re: Natural Fear of Jumping

Streaker 02-06-2008, 7:01 PM
One of my favorites....Along with the following punch lines:

I'd like my change in nipples and dimes

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Death it is. Death by Bunga Bunga!

Streaker

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